A Mr. Beige original
Float something down the Thames.
Do it here, so you won't be tempted to IRL.
Step one
Pick something to discard.
The river has seen worse. The river has seen everything.
Choose something first.
An anti-spectacle by Mr. Beige. No fish were harmed. Several may have been mildly inconvenienced.
If you have something to actually dispose of, please use your local tip. Genuinely an excellent place for people-watching.